Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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