the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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