just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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