HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
do herpes really smell.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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