How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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