When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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