How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think I sprained my soul last night
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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