I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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