I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
