Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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