No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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