haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
