he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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