dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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