i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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