Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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