I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i believe in u and ur pee
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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