So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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