grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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