i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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