you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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