I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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