I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
