I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
