There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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