Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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