uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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