she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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