Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
