some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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