wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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