we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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