Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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