That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Randomize
