I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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