why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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