but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Randomize
