hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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