i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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