she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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