Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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