they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
