i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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