I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
we're making bets on your personal life
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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