we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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