i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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