there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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