If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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