My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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