she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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