i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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