i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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