and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The adults are the big ones right?
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